A knock on the bedroom door
Headphones on, door closed, world off — and you still catch the knock.
The Canary WAP's mic doesn't record; it watches for shape. Three or more short raps, evenly spaced, inside two seconds — that's a knock, and the firmware says so: a Pattern: Knock signal into Home Assistant, and the app chimes whatever is on your ears. It ships as an opt-in flag (FEATURE_ACOUSTIC_TRANSIENTS) in today's WAP firmware — flip it on when you flash.
The mic path reduces sound to three loudness figures per 20 ms and zeroes the buffer. The word "knock" is the only thing that ever leaves the device.
Want the pin-drop remix — a coin-cell vibration sensor riding the door itself, asleep until the wood moves? So do we. That board doesn't exist yet; vote it forward on Ideas.